i did not have textual relations with that man.

three letters:
h,e,y.
left thumb down, right thumb up, left thumb down.
left thumb up; send.

wait for response...

green light ignites.
phone vibrates.

"hey."

obligatory delay in response. do not appear needy. do not appear needy.

"what's up"

pause, send.

delay in response, put phone down in despair.
stare longingly at screen.
stare longingly at screen.
stare forlornly at screen.

pretend to ignore phone.
pretend not to be ignoring phone because that would be juvenile.
throw tantrum.

green light ignites.
phone vibrates.
sprint to phone, spastically open.

"ha, sorry, i was trying to find a parking place."

watch clock to approximate appropriate amount of time before responding.
act casual.

"ha, no prob."

pause, caress phone, send.

green light ignites.
phone vibrates.

"so, wanna do something this weekend?"

elation.
stay chill.

"sure, that would be fu-"

phone prematurely vibrates.
battery low.
battery low.
please plug in.
please plug in.
please plug in before phone dies, and life is ruined.

cannot find charger.
phone dies.
life is ruined.




fuck.